9″ Zippered Pouch

“I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve got 9 inches of crushed velvet interior, baby. I’ve got a durable exterior in black, brown, or red – whatever floats your boat. I’m not here to judge. You can slip a little somethin’ in my exterior pocket, in fact, I encourage it. Want me to call the 20” Zippered Pocket? Think you can handle it? Zip me up and throw away the key. Well, better set it on the desk. Checkout’s at 9.”