12″ Envelope

“I’ve got everything you need right here. Padded interior, zipper closure, and exterior slip pocket. I’ll fit right in. I’ve got a slim profile, so you’ll hardly even notice I’m here. Unless you want to stand out – then you can choose one of my colors: red, black or brown. Of course I can protect your glass, but I’m great for some other things too! I always wondered what school is like; maybe you can slip in a few pencils on the side? I’m not lookin’ for trouble. Just don’t let those other guys know we met.”